I am required by law (and that my dad will find out and beat my ass if I don't - old dudes should not like Ozzy) to say that Crazy Train is the best song ever.
I believe aspirin to be the invention of some godlike benevolent soul put on earth to remind us that no one need greet the morning beset by dwarves and hammers.
I thank you for your restraint in choices of greeting then. I think Black Sabbath may well have killed me.
I feel it needful for me to state I'm never drinking again. At least, I'm never drinking Long Island Ice Tea. I'm happy to report that I seem to have successfully not instigated an entire bar toward anything. So, you know, yay me and powers control.
And while I wait for my connecting flight, and enjoy the twenty-four hour cafe in my fourth favorite airport, some hangover advice, should you still have one.
These are what work for me, although some do not work for others, so you will likely have to develop a personal hangover remedy should you continue recreational drinking.
1. Water. A great many glasses of it, as often as you can stand, and then once you are quite sick of water, have another glass just to be sure. I find that very cold water makes my eyes ache, but others find that it wakes them up.
2. Toast with butter. Doug puts sugar on his, I do not. Toast is simple to digest and easy to make and soaks up any acid you may have built up.
3. A very bloody hot shower, if such things make you ache less. Before and after said shower, drink water.
4. Once you have done all this, get in your car, roll down all the windows, and drive to the nearest bakery. Have a doughnut. Have another doughnut. Have a third doughnut. Make sure at least one either has chocolate on it or is made of chocolate.
Of these steps, #4 is the most essential. A chocolate doughnut fixes everything. Do not neglect step #4. If you must skip steps #1-3, do not under any circumstances skip step #4.
Hmm. I would have to experiment with this combination in order to come to a satisfactory conclusion. I may theorize that a caramel donut may be more favorable when linked to the consumption of coca-cola.
It was always more severe for Nathan than it was for me. But in this case, I am at a point where I will take anything I can get to try to make my precognition give me ANSWERS.
Sixty-one readings in a row for the same person should bloody well tell me if they are dead or not!
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Date: 2008-12-15 05:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 06:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:00 am (UTC)I thank you for your restraint in choices of greeting then. I think Black Sabbath may well have killed me.
I feel it needful for me to state I'm never drinking again. At least, I'm never drinking Long Island Ice Tea. I'm happy to report that I seem to have successfully not instigated an entire bar toward anything. So, you know, yay me and powers control.
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Date: 2008-12-15 07:13 am (UTC)These are what work for me, although some do not work for others, so you will likely have to develop a personal hangover remedy should you continue recreational drinking.
1. Water. A great many glasses of it, as often as you can stand, and then once you are quite sick of water, have another glass just to be sure. I find that very cold water makes my eyes ache, but others find that it wakes them up.
2. Toast with butter. Doug puts sugar on his, I do not. Toast is simple to digest and easy to make and soaks up any acid you may have built up.
3. A very bloody hot shower, if such things make you ache less. Before and after said shower, drink water.
4. Once you have done all this, get in your car, roll down all the windows, and drive to the nearest bakery. Have a doughnut. Have another doughnut. Have a third doughnut. Make sure at least one either has chocolate on it or is made of chocolate.
Of these steps, #4 is the most essential. A chocolate doughnut fixes everything. Do not neglect step #4. If you must skip steps #1-3, do not under any circumstances skip step #4.
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Date: 2008-12-15 07:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:45 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-15 07:29 pm (UTC)Sixty-one readings in a row for the same person should bloody well tell me if they are dead or not!