Dec. 15th, 2008 01:47 am
[identity profile] posting in [community profile] x_grads
Was the airhorn really neccessary? Some of us were trying to die in peace, you know.

Date: 2008-12-15 05:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Be glad. My first hangover I was treated to the best of Black Sabbath.

Date: 2008-12-15 06:31 am (UTC)
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I am required by law (and that my dad will find out and beat my ass if I don't - old dudes should not like Ozzy) to say that Crazy Train is the best song ever.

Date: 2008-12-15 07:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
And while I wait for my connecting flight, and enjoy the twenty-four hour cafe in my fourth favorite airport, some hangover advice, should you still have one.

These are what work for me, although some do not work for others, so you will likely have to develop a personal hangover remedy should you continue recreational drinking.

1. Water. A great many glasses of it, as often as you can stand, and then once you are quite sick of water, have another glass just to be sure. I find that very cold water makes my eyes ache, but others find that it wakes them up.

2. Toast with butter. Doug puts sugar on his, I do not. Toast is simple to digest and easy to make and soaks up any acid you may have built up.

3. A very bloody hot shower, if such things make you ache less. Before and after said shower, drink water.

4. Once you have done all this, get in your car, roll down all the windows, and drive to the nearest bakery. Have a doughnut. Have another doughnut. Have a third doughnut. Make sure at least one either has chocolate on it or is made of chocolate.

Of these steps, #4 is the most essential. A chocolate doughnut fixes everything. Do not neglect step #4. If you must skip steps #1-3, do not under any circumstances skip step #4.

Date: 2008-12-15 07:33 am (UTC)
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You forgot the most important step! Drink copious amounts of coca cola, it's the best hangover cure I know of.

Date: 2008-12-15 07:34 am (UTC)
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All that Coca-Cola does when I have a hangover is to make me belch in an unladylike manner. The important step is the chocolate doughnut.

Date: 2008-12-15 07:44 am (UTC)
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Down with chocolate donuts! Up with coca-cola!

Date: 2008-12-15 07:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
My chocolate doughnut says that it is not incompatible with your Coca-Cola, except in my stomach.

Date: 2008-12-15 07:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Hmm. I would have to experiment with this combination in order to come to a satisfactory conclusion. I may theorize that a caramel donut may be more favorable when linked to the consumption of coca-cola.

Date: 2008-12-15 07:27 pm (UTC)
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I thought chocolate did weird things to precog brains?

Date: 2008-12-15 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
It was always more severe for Nathan than it was for me. But in this case, I am at a point where I will take anything I can get to try to make my precognition give me ANSWERS.

Sixty-one readings in a row for the same person should bloody well tell me if they are dead or not!


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