My priorities may be a bit off . . .

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. . . but whilst my heart does go out to my fallen comrades in the Medlab, I do have a rather pressing question: What is a Deathstrike and why am I meant to be concerned? I mean, yes, certainly the monicker "Deathstrike" does not imply a sunbathed field of daisies through which fluffy kittens cavort, but there are levels.

(And no, I did not mispost; I simply do not care to ask on the team comm and be ridiculed for not reading over the entireity of seven years' of mission reports whilst a trainee.)

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No worries. Even I may admit the records were not without a certain degree of entertainment value: for example, if not for mission reports I would not have the lovely mental image of Haroun breaking into song during a battle between probability warpers.

If you are ever minded to do so, great comedy can be had by making up a drinking game. I believe there was a list at one point, though I'm not sure where it went. Fair warning, however; abiding by the "Take one drink every time Cable returned from a mission unconscious" clause alone could lead to liver failure.

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Dude, I'm pretty sure that was in like one of Jennie's super organized notebook things.

Which is a shame cause dude, legal in like 3 weeks.

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I suspect you are correct about the list -- perhaps we can use it to celebrate your impending legality.

Be grateful you did not partake during Version 1.0. Jen and I were often quite sick until we made special allowances for Acts of Dayspring.

. . . come to that, perhaps my memory has less to do with skimming and more to do with that.

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There have been some very interesting missions, I have to agree.

I don't tend to participate in drinking games, but I imagine it would not be too hard to get drunk quickly thanks to clauses such as that. If there were not so many underaged team members, I would suggest it as a fun team bonding exercise.

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Alcohol is not imperative; I should think sparkling cider or the non-alcoholic beverage of choice would substitute easily enough. I did not myself pay particular attention to age restrictions, but I can respect the choices of those who do.

The more I think on it, the more I think this an idea worth pursuing. Few enough of us were around for Alkalai Lake, and in light of this new threat I think it would only be responsible to review the pertinent files.

We must do this. For the good of the team.

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It's the only responsible thing to do, after all. It's very important to refresh one's mind when it comes to things that were studied years ago, especially when that knowledge could be vital in the field.

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Indeed.

As could explicit knowledge of, say, how to avoid surprise attacks by vicious coatracks. We wouldn't want to repeat Mr. Dayspring's mistakes.

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I so need to tell him people are still talking about the coatrack thing. Don't worry, no names attached.

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I fear him not. If memory serves there remains an ocean between us, and at any rate, if he came after me I need only avoid him until he incurs his next concussion.

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... you know, I don't think I recall that one. Clearly I do need something of a refresher.