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So, we have returned from performing Super Secret X-Men Duties a respectable distance away. It was all very basic. However, the real news, whilst already made public, has suffered somewhat in translation to Alex Summers. Thus, I shall summarize:

Scott's presumed-dead father is alive, and he is a pirate. A pirate with a ship and a crew, travelling the Indian Ocean in search of those enemies of Justice and destroying all those who dare traffick in their fellow man.

However, the most important detail remains: pirate.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Is that what he meant? Can someone give him a sedative?

Also? Pirate? There are still pirates? I've found my new life's goal.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
There are still pirates. Mean ones who do not bath and ones that are Good and Righteous and True.

I mean I wouldn't believe me if I hadn't seen it myself.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Is it a stipulation of being a bad pirate to not bathe now?

That's it, once the government says I can go wherever I want I am leaving Westchester so I can be a pirate.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Well, not bathe, and they sure as hell didn't look like they had Dental.

Also? Simply because this needs restating.

Scott'0s Dad is a PIRATE.

He really has to top everyone, seriously. Did we ever determine if he was evil?

Date: 2008-03-28 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Does it matter if he's evil (yet)? Pirate, Jennie. Pirate. It's supersedes evil or good.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Yes it does, since Good Pirates = Jack Sparrow and Bad Pirates = the guys I beat the crap out of for kidnapping and selling children. Therefore, Good pirates > Bad Pirates.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Your morality points are killing the awesomeness that is pirate existence for me.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Hey, there is still awesome. Scott's Dad rocks a pretty hefty Magnum PI mustache.

Therefore, to be a pirate, (the "good" kind) you have to start growing your lip caterpillar.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
You totally hate me, don't you?

Date: 2008-03-28 11:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Hate! No! I wuvs the Kevin.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
I only tease the ones I like.

Or drop furniture on them. It's all out of Love.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Can I vote to retain the teasing, then? I lack the healing factor for having furniture dropped on me.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Yeah, neither did the guy I dropped the furniture ON.

So yes. *teaseteasetease*

Date: 2008-03-28 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Have I pointed out lately that you kind of terrify me?

Date: 2008-03-28 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
But in a cute way, right?

(and seriously, it was Marius and you would have done the same in my shoes. He licked my face when I was weak and sick from the flu. He so deserved it.)

Date: 2008-03-28 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Yes, in a cute way. I'd be smitten in my terror if I wasn't already smitten elsewhere.

(Okay, you have a point. You could make dropping furniture on Marius a new pastime, actually. Like an organized sport almost.)

Date: 2008-03-28 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Yeah, unfortunately I can't compete with Mr. Winged and Fabulous. Oh well.

(It kinda was there for a while, actually...)

Date: 2008-03-28 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
If he sees people saying he's fabulous his head'll swell and he won't be able to fly because his balance will be shot.

(Note to self: No licking Jennie.)

Date: 2008-03-28 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Also it will be funny to see him try to get through doors.

Date: 2008-03-29 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
or walk upright in general.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I never said I would be the one dropping furniture on you.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Or an eyepatch. First Mate Stoic von Humorless was sporting a pretty sweet one. Suited him a lot more than Scott's old one did.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-havok.livejournal.com
Don't curse it man! Come on! Dude!

Date: 2008-03-28 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
It's not jinxing it. Probability on the other hands, speaks volumes.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Am I the only one who's long lost relative was normal?

And by normal I mean it turned out he was the head of some multi-national shipping corporation. But seriously. Guy gives me flowers and takes me out for my birthday. Probability stated that with all the awesome I contained, it had to come from some part of my genetic code somewhere.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
And yet, in spite of everything, your younger sisters seem to be normal and upstanding human beings. I swear there might be a formula in there somewhere. A theorum if you will. Stating the probability in whether or not one's family tree will result in Long-Lost Relatives, Evil Relatives, or both.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Someone should really save him from the eyeliner. That's just never a good idea, I don't care who you are. Eyeliner should really be a female-only thing. I was having fun seeking to spoil. You take away all my fun.

If everyone's not bathing you at least probably don't notice the smell after a while.

Date: 2008-03-29 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-m.livejournal.com
Yes, dear, there are still pirates. You do work for Elpis, remember?

Date: 2008-03-29 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
I wasn't at the pirate part.

Date: 2008-03-29 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-m.livejournal.com
Short version: most pirates are nasty fuckers. :) Except for Scott's dad, who appears to be a good pirate, like the guy who captains the Sea Shepherd.

Date: 2008-03-29 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wither.livejournal.com
Sounds like fun, in a not sort of way.

Date: 2008-03-29 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-m.livejournal.com
Pretty much.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
His crew's a bit of a riot once you get to know them, though. I think I might have entered into a business arrangement of some sort.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Grab Jen and Terry if she's in possession of, shall we say, identification of dubious credibility, and I'll see about celebrating properly in a non-Harry's venue.

Date: 2008-03-29 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-m.livejournal.com
Bending things? Will never get old. Breaking things accidentally does, however.

Date: 2008-03-28 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-havok.livejournal.com
Mea  Ľole. Key word is alive!

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